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Ahoy, my fellow rejects. You have reached Stiles Stilinski, the Abominable Snowman. ...It's scarier than it sounds. It's a work in progress, okay?! Geez...

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[Independent RP blog for Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf. Will RP with any fandom. DON'T BE SHY, COME TO MY ARMS.
Possible NSFW]
3 months ago // 21 notes

xaudiens:

dolorinunum:

xaudiens:

"They’re making me uncomfortable."

”Well, I don’t care.”

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”Just embrace my fabulous shorts and killer legs, Lydia.”

"Those shorts leave nothing to the imagination, and your legs are white and bony."

”Why do you need to imagine when you have the real thing right here?”

”At least they are not white and nerdy.” 

3 months ago // 21 notes

xaudiens:

dolorinunum:

xaudiens:

You’re wearing basketball shorts.”

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”They are comfortable. Shush your face.”

"They’re making me uncomfortable."

”Well, I don’t care.”

”Just embrace my fabulous shorts and killer legs, Lydia.”

3 months ago // 2,498 notes
3 months ago // 21 notes

xaudiens:

dolorinunum:

xaudiens:

"Practice and cute heels."

”That dress with those heels?”

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”Guuuurl.”

You’re wearing basketball shorts.”

”They are comfortable. Shush your face.”

3 months ago // 21 notes

xaudiens:

dolorinunum:

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”Wow how can you enter a room with that big of an ego?”

"Practice and cute heels."

”That dress with those heels?”

”Guuuurl.”

3 months ago // 21 notes

xaudiens:

dolorinunum:

xaudiens:

"…I take it back, you have beady little bug eyes."

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”There are no takesie backsies in my town.”

Your town?” 

"If anyone runs this place, it’s me.”

”Wow how can you enter a room with that big of an ego?”

3 months ago // 11 notes

llorona:

dolorinunum:

llorona:

Send me a “Φ” if you think my muse has a rocking booty

      “Well, that is no secret at all, Stiles.
         I can feel your eyes on my bum
         every single time I get up in class.”

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”Well-” he inhaled a sharp breath, holding it in as he tried to come up with an answer but letting it go once he was unable to do so. ”You got me there.” He shrugged his shoulders in defeat, unable to hold back a chuckle.

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"I’ve learned to come to terms with the fact that you’re a teenage boy who is going to ogle me no matter what I do and it’s probably for spank bank material. It’s just a fact of life and I’m going to enjoy it because it’s flattering to have a cute guy want to look at you." She was just being honest with him to a fault but, she figured it was only fair since she was calling him out on a lot.

His eyes nearly popped out of his sockets at her words, his cheeks starting to heat up. ”Wow Lydia, that—” he paused to clear his throat, ”-That was brutal. Honest, yes. But also brutal.” he bobbed his head, pausing once he replayed her words in his head and raising his eyebrows. ”Three things. One: ‘Teenage boy’? Christ Lydia, we are like the same age! Second; Did you just call me cute? Third;-” He started off so eagerly that he forgot he didn’t actually have a third thing. Which made him stop awkwardly and probably ruined his entire ‘argument’. 

3 months ago // 21 notes

xaudiens:

dolorinunum:

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"Only if you consider being compared to a cartoon deer a compliment."

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”Of course. Who doesn’t?”

"…I take it back, you have beady little bug eyes."

”There are no takesie backsies in my town.”

3 months ago // 21 notes

xaudiens:

dolorinunum:

xaudiens:

"No, you have Bambi eyes. Scott’s got the anime eyes."

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”Was that a compliment, Lydia Martin?”

"Only if you consider being compared to a cartoon deer a compliment."

”Of course. Who doesn’t?”

3 months ago // 2 notes

[wants to roleplay]

[all he can think about is Flash pilot and geeking out]

[VIBRATES EXCITEDLY]